Aug 31, 2006
You are a jerk for stealing my bass guitar and gear out of my car last night.
I was lazy and too tired to lug it up the stairs, so I left it in the trunk overnight, true. Silly me for thinking you wouldn't think to look there. Mea culpa.
Nice touch leaving our copy of "Too drunk to F***" neatly on the passenger seat. Funny.
You're a regular comedian.
Also, I noticed our empty Altoids tin on the sidewalk, and while I appreciate your "cleaning" instinct, you could have also taken care of all the empty Vitamin Water bottles as well. What gives?
Anyway, thanks again for being a total jack-off and reminding us that poor artists still deserve to get their gear stolen from their own car in their own neighborhood.
Enjoy that meth.