Really, why post at all unless I have something completely selfish and commercially relevant to talk about?
Hang all your sordid flaming invective: I'm in pictures, see. My friends do things that make them (and by extension, me) very important. Perhaps someday you too will understand what it's like to have your likeness made available for online purchase AND rental, but until then, take my word for it, friends. It is a heady and exhilarating sensation. It would probably be too intense for you to handle, actually.
To life! To celebrity! To effortless brilliance!