The following are terms and expressions I look forward to using and overusing in the weeks to come. When you see me next, I might only be interested in stringing these together somehow throughout our conversation. You have been warned.
- "This... isn't over." - Used in personal-action-movie-style drama (spoken in a harsh whisper through clenched teeth)
- "You'd better have a roommate because I don't know how you can live with yourself." -Used when imparting feelings of utter disgust in a friend or family member (it happens more than you think)
- "I know where your mama parks your house." - Used when forced to insult a redneck
- Deproblem (v): to fix or eliminate the problem. (ex. My wife asked me to deproblem our daughter's diaper situation) - Made-up office terminology. Can be used outside the office.
Feel free to try these yourself, they are for public use. Just as long as you credit me or the TV shows I stole some of them from.
I'll probably have moved on to new and better expressions by the time these get popular anyway. It's how tastemakers like me deproblem a boring life.