Dec 22, 2008

Spam and Smapsibility

Actual, unabridged contents of a spam email I just got from one Yoshi Chestnut:
She had never forgiven Robert for killing him.That made him angry too. Dareon was not supposed to be making up songs about courtesans. He

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continue with this folly?is going mad. What of our brave Ser Loras? How often does he call upon his sister? Garin reined up beneath the willow. Wake up, you fish-eyed lagabeds, he called as he leapt down

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Wait! I agree that Dareon's songwriting had crossed the line and sure, Ser Loras can be kind of a freak with his sister (WTF's up with that, am I right?), but I'm dying to know what happens to the fish-eyed lagabeds!

Tell me more about the lagabeds, Yoshi!
I guess I'll just have to wait for faster Hotmail. Blast!

3 comments:

Erin said...

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

flamingbanjo said...

I now have a word for what I am.

Christopher said...

I love how the spammers try to sneak past the filter-bots by hiding their pitch in the midst of tons of randomly cut-and-pasted text from other web sites.

Sort of like reading Pynchon, or Celine, or Joyce - but with more product placement.