Sorry, dude! I didn't mean to drop my end of the dead guy. Stop lookin at me like that. Sheesh. I mean he's dead, right? It's not like he felt anything.
As well it should. What happens at company party, stays at company party. And they can't prove a thing without a body. I just linked to that company's site because they rent out swanky portable photo booths and I thought that was kinda cool.
I like that it's called us naps. Like they're selling naps, and the only kind of nap they got is made right here in the U S of A. Yeah, damn straight, because a wimpy little French nap ain't gonna cut it when you got a man-sized tired going on. You need a homegrown, red-white-and-blue star-spangled amber waves of grain nap. USA! USA! USA!!
Hm, looks more like you're shaking someone down for pocket-change, which in the current economic debacle seems like a perfectly reasonable coping strategy.
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Sorry, dude! I didn't mean to drop my end of the dead guy. Stop lookin at me like that. Sheesh. I mean he's dead, right? It's not like he felt anything.
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As well it should. What happens at company party, stays at company party. And they can't prove a thing without a body.
I just linked to that company's site because they rent out swanky portable photo booths and I thought that was kinda cool.
I like that it's called us naps. Like they're selling naps, and the only kind of nap they got is made right here in the U S of A. Yeah, damn straight, because a wimpy little French nap ain't gonna cut it when you got a man-sized tired going on. You need a homegrown, red-white-and-blue star-spangled amber waves of grain nap. USA! USA! USA!!
Hm, looks more like you're shaking someone down for pocket-change, which in the current economic debacle seems like a perfectly reasonable coping strategy.
Thanks for clearing that up, fb -- I thought it was the countrified version of the "We Naps" organization.
You people are impossible.
One of my coworkers just received info from the americanap.org website. It isn't nearly as jingoistic as I thought it would be.
USA! USA! USzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
I'll try that to the neighbor kids when I babysit them.
Might add in some shaking.
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