Spam and Smapsibility

Actual, unabridged contents of a spam email I just got from one Yoshi Chestnut:

She had never forgiven Robert for killing him.That made him angry too. Dareon was not supposed to be making up songs about courtesans. He

Check Stunning Low priced Medication http://www.newyearsalebargain.cn

continue with this folly?is going mad. What of our brave Ser Loras? How often does he call upon his sister? Garin reined up beneath the willow. Wake up, you fish-eyed lagabeds, he called as he leapt down

---

It’s the same Hotmail®. If by “same” you mean up to 70% faster. Get your account now.

Wait! I agree that Dareon's songwriting had crossed the line and sure, Ser Loras can be kind of a freak with his sister (WTF's up with that, am I right?), but I'm dying to know what happens to the fish-eyed lagabeds!

Tell me more about the lagabeds, Yoshi!
I guess I'll just have to wait for faster Hotmail. Blast!

How to deal with the economic downturn

Stand on your head. Then it's an upturn!
It's that easy!















If you're wondering if this photo was taken at the company holiday party, umm...

No comment.

Grammar, please

For the last time:

Breath is what you take, breathe is the act of taking breaths.

Spelt is a grain, spelled is the past tense of spell.

Their, There & They're - Possession, location & contraction, respectively. There shouldn't have to be a Facebook quiz about this!

Width = how wide
Depth = how deep
Heighth = NOT A WORD. Were you thinking of height? Yes, I think you were.

That is all.

Dork out.

Thanks December!

End of the day, end of the week, almost the end of the year.



















I don't care what anyone says. I'm a sucker for a good wintertime sunset.
(reproduced poorly here by my camera phone, but trust me, it was breathtaking...)