Unbeknownst to many, I launched a secret campaign to acquire 200 MySpace friends before 2007.
I'd like to thank each and every one of the MySpace 200, as I have since dubbed them. They are all (obviously), the ones who care for me the most. I know I could count on any of them to jump under a New York City subway train for me. As I very well may possibly do for them. Someday. Maybe.
Anyway, to all those "friends" #201 and up: Nice try, Idiots! See if I ever blog about you.