Nov 27, 2007

That's not blog-stick on my collar, honest!

Okay, I admit it: I've been two-timing on Beets.

See, I have this band and we have a website and this website is kind of a blog and we all agreed that we'd take turns blogging so the site doesn't become, you know, lame. And one thing led to another and everything went all sideways and now my wife is pregnant and the Patriots are undefeated this season and I just needed my SPACE, you know??

Not MySpace, mind you. I'm totally over that effing site. If I get one more spam about a free $500 Macy's gift card, I might just... um, quit MySpace. That'll show Tom.
But now Facebook is invading my privacy...
What's a guy to do??

So I just figured, you know, the Europeans are cool with having more than one blog, so what's the big deal? Heck, I bet the King of France has tons of blogs and look at him! He's the King of France!
America needs to loosen up.

I'll always love Beets, though, I swear. They're my first love.

Except on Tuesdays.
And except when Wired Science is on. This show will save the world.

Nov 2, 2007

We are SCREWED

I hate to say I told you so, especially because I never did, but I feel that THIS might just be the beginning of the end:

"Like cows, once robots taste blood, their hunger for human flesh can never be satiated."


Is anyone else COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT right now?!
We've played God and now it's ALL OVER.
Did you even know cows ate human flesh?!

Danger! Danger Will Robinson! I'm gonna tear you up like a pork roast and slow cook you in robot mole sauce! CTRL+ALT+DELICIOUS!


Confidential to &rea: thanks for the heads up. I hope we get assigned to the same robot work camp.