tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32365682.post6846506390574449688..comments2020-02-08T13:17:21.365-08:00Comments on We Got Beets!: Legalize itBasilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09308883534734751271noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32365682.post-42417846263978097712008-08-11T09:56:00.000-07:002008-08-11T09:56:00.000-07:00Crap! I've been writing letters to Congress. Have ...Crap! I've been writing letters to Congress. Have I been taking the wrong route all these years? (Okay, I haven't written any letters.)ipjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05039607165784993297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32365682.post-91250368104101077732008-08-07T13:55:00.000-07:002008-08-07T13:55:00.000-07:00Hey, nobody said anything about personal requests!...Hey, nobody said anything about personal requests!<BR/><BR/>Uh, Santa, since we're on the subject: my lawn really needs to be mowed, 'cause, like, um, I need some "mulch", yeah! "mulch".Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15713553200962519710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32365682.post-25054357126454289142008-08-06T15:31:00.000-07:002008-08-06T15:31:00.000-07:00Santa, if you can't manage to give Basil what he's...Santa, if you can't manage to give Basil what he's asking for this Christmas, could you at least give me the, uh, "albums" I asked for? You know, the "albums?" If you could leave a ziploc bag of, say, two or three ounces worth of "albums" in my stocking this year, Santa, that would be awesome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32365682.post-90660965409680416242008-08-06T10:58:00.000-07:002008-08-06T10:58:00.000-07:00Oh great, you know what would be the result, if Sa...Oh great, you know what would be the result, if Santa granted your wish?<BR/><BR/>All those poor DEA agents and local Law Enforcement types who DEPEND on busting dirty, hop-headed hippies for their livelihoods would find A LUMP OF COAL in their FY 2009 appropriations, where normally there would be a large swimming pool full of money. Then, they'd have to go home and tell their children that, "well Timmy and Susie, Santa decided that granting legal status to a bunch of filthy, ganja-huffing deadbeats was more important than daddy earning a paycheck, so I'm afraid Christmas is cancelled this year", which of course will cause the children to cry very large Kean-painting tears of confusion and resentment, and probably make them grow up to become Republicans.<BR/><BR/>Is that what you WANT to happen?<BR/><BR/>IS IT???Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15713553200962519710noreply@blogger.com